Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
When your walking down the steps at the cinema and...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
i made a new friend on the plane
lolsofunny: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black HAHAHA.
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde. (via myrustyhalo)
Hilary Duff's pregnant, Harry Potter's over,...
When you feel a little piece of you die inside.
gigglingbean: Someone is after my horcruxes
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today.
bada-boombada-bing: We call him Phil now.