December 2011
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
When your walking down the steps at the cinema and...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
i made a new friend on the plane
lolsofunny:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
HAHAHA.
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...
– Oscar Wilde. (via myrustyhalo)
Hilary Duff's pregnant, Harry Potter's over,...
When you feel a little piece of you die inside.
gigglingbean:
Someone is after my horcruxes
My friend Phillip got his lip removed today.
bada-boombada-bing:
We call him Phil now.
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